The Morning Zombie

‘Human’ won’t be this person’s first language until at least noon. And along with the “Ughhs” and “Urmphs” that you occasionally hear coming from their mouths, you’ll also observe them moving at a speed so slow, only sloths are capable of equaling it.

Survival Tips

Do – Avoid any deep thought provoking topics of conversation
Don’t – Ask to do a presentation first thing