The Early Hours Snoozer
Getting out of the wrong side of bed is an impossibility for The Early Hours Snoozer. That’s because after snoozing their alarm for the 16th time, their partner eventually pushes them out of it. You might find conversation with The Early Hours snoozer is rather one way. It’s probably best you let them go back to “resting their eyes”.
Do – wear ear muffs in bed – their constant alarms will be annoying
Don’t – buy them fancy alarm clocks with fancy alarm tones – they will become excruciating after hearing them 15 times each morning.