The Pre-Noon Grouch

Do them a favour and don’t go asking for any favours. Even though they’re yet to blossom into an upbeat butterfly of an afternoon person, morning really isn’t their thing. Please avoid – telling jokes, showing cute animal pictures, reminiscing about the night before, any form of pun even the good ones, generally smiling and showing any form of vitality in front of this person.

Survival Tips

Do – sit at least 5 metres from their personal space.
Don’t – visit them if you need cheering up